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Suitable for framing...

...and/or reading aloud on occasions where alcohol and other legal drugs are consumed. 

A stock certificate
like no other!

Individually numbered

A limited run of numbered share certificates. Really long numbers at no extra cost.

Archive paper with watermark

Official looking today, tomorrow and in twenty-five years thanks to quality Swedish archive paper.

Almost worth the paper it's printed on

Classic satire is priceless, paper is paper - do the math.

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money go?

All proceeds from sales of stock will go to site maintenance, new content and cheap PR stunts. This site is not funded by a multi-national corporation or any organization of any kind. We accept no advertising.

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