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Home of The Corporate Bullshit Collection.

Piss off your boss or confuse your colleagues with our wonderful Corporate Bullshit Collection featuring limited run, individually numbered Wemetco Share Certificates printed on the finest paper ever used for fake shares. The collection also includes a small, but growing assortment of free downloadables and underpriced merch.

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A stock certificate
like no other!

Make a statement with Wemetco Stock Certificates. Or just hang them on your bathroom wall.
Individually numbered

A limited run of numbered share certificates. Really long numbers at no extra cost.

Archive paper with watermark

Official looking today, tomorrow and in twenty-five years thanks to quality Swedish archive paper.

Almost worth the paper it's printed on

Classic satire is priceless, paper is paper - do the math.

Don“t take our word for it. Read the reviews...


"The best stock certificate I've ever read..."

"A real page turner...in spite of the fact that there's only one page..."

"A must-have..."

"No bathroom is complete without a framed copy."

"...dude...they're like numbered. I like my number. It's high...heehee..."


Free downloads !


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Wallpaper - Corporate Bullshit Yin and Yang

Bullshit longs to be free. Yin, yang, thank you ma'm. Use it as a home screen, on  social media or print it out at low resolution and stare at it...

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Wallpaper - Work for a share of the crop screen saver/graphic

The timeless motto of Wemetco founder William O. Mets as true today as it was for the sharecroppers of the late 1800's.

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Wallpaper - Bullshit never sleeps
screen saver/graphic

There may not be anything called a free lunch, except possibly a good screen saver graphic - a light in the darkness of corporate life. 

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Wallpaper - We're not just international. We're global!

Amen. Coming to a screen near you.

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Wallpaper - We're not just international. We're global!

Amen. Coming to a screen near you.


Posters


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Poster - We're Global.
Press-ready PDF.

Standard poster size 70cm x 50cm (20in x 28in).

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Poster - Work for a Share of the Crop. Press-ready PDF .

The timeless motto of Wemetco founder William O. Mets as true today as it was for the sharecroppers of the late 1800's. Standard poster size70cm x 50cm (20in x 28in) landscape.

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Poster - World's Largest Nonexistent Company. Press-Ready PDF.

Be both international and global with a certificate-sized poster of our timeless logo. 40 cm x 30cm landscape (16in x 12in)

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Small Poster -  Corporate BS

Bullshit longs to be free. Yin, yang, thank you ma'am. Print-ready PDF to immortalize the phrase "Keeping the tradition alive."
40cm x 30cm (16in x 12in). Landscape.

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