Piss off your boss or confuse your colleagues with our wonderful Corporate Bullshit Collection featuring limited run, individually numbered Wemetco Share Certificates printed on the finest paper ever used for fake shares. The collection also includes a small, but growing assortment of free downloadables and underpriced merch.
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A limited run of numbered share certificates. Really long numbers at no extra cost.
Official looking today, tomorrow and in twenty-five years thanks to quality Swedish archive paper.
Classic satire is priceless, paper is paper - do the math.
"The best stock certificate I've ever read..."
"A real page turner...in spite of the fact that there's only one page..."
"A must-have..."
"No bathroom is complete without a framed copy."
"...dude...they're like numbered. I like my number. It's high...heehee..."
Free downloads !
Bullshit longs to be free. Yin, yang, thank you ma'm. Use it as a home screen, on social media or print it out at low resolution and stare at it...
The timeless motto of Wemetco founder William O. Mets as true today as it was for the sharecroppers of the late 1800's.
There may not be anything called a free lunch, except possibly a good screen saver graphic - a light in the darkness of corporate life.
Amen. Coming to a screen near you.
Amen. Coming to a screen near you.
Posters
Standard poster size 70cm x 50cm (20in x 28in).
The timeless motto of Wemetco founder William O. Mets as true today as it was for the sharecroppers of the late 1800's. Standard poster size70cm x 50cm (20in x 28in) landscape.
Be both international and global with a certificate-sized poster of our timeless logo. 40 cm x 30cm landscape (16in x 12in)
Bullshit longs to be free. Yin, yang, thank you ma'am. Print-ready PDF to immortalize the phrase "Keeping the tradition alive."
40cm x 30cm (16in x 12in). Landscape.
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