But seriously folks

01.

This site is satire.

Webster´s Dictionary defines satire as: ...wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly.

If you don't get the jokes, please leave this site immediately. If you're nodding in agreement with the opinions expressed, please shoot yourself. Or better yet, call us and well send someone over.

02.

Much of the site's content is taken straight from the news.

Just a few examples: our stories on bragging about selling cigarettes to Asian children is from an inside source at one of the major tobacco companies and the article on the benefits of smoking are taken from a leaked report commissioned by, you guessed it, a tobacco company.

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