Home of ZonkCola, Chocograin, Brandless
and, coming soon, Blitz Beer.
Home of ZonkCola, Chocograin, Brandless
and, coming soon, Blitz Beer.
ZonkCola has proven itself to be truly epic. You've probably got a can in your hand right now. Feel the throb!
The equivalent of 7 cups of espresso and almost half a pound of sugar, ZonkCola lives up to its name and then some. But that's not all! We´ve scoured the jungles of South America to find ingredients to make ZonkCola even more powerful. We want you to know that when we say fun, we mean business.
SUGAR - natural quck energy from tropics. ZonkCola contains the equivalent of 12 candy bars.
CAFFEINE - the tried and true pick-me- up around world. ZonkCola contains equivlent of 7 ot espresso
TUBE SOCK EXTRACT -patented secret ingredient for stiff upper lip staying power.
TAURINE— amino acid known to have stimulaur-g affect ANIMAL PROTEIN - like getting your steak and bacon in a can for real muscle.
ERYTHROXYLUM - extracted from a bush commonly found growing Peru, Bolivia and Ecuador prized for centuries for its invigorating effects on the human psyche.
The brand new brand that doesn't
believe in brands.
You´ve got better things to do than put your money on fancy packaging. By eliminating the adman and the graphic designer Brandless saves you time and money.
Are your children
getting enough
chocolate?
The Mayans knew. The Aztecs knew. You know. Chocolate is good food. Make sure your children are eating enough. Today. Everyday. With the Chocograin brand, you can be certain that they're getting the purest chocolate where it counts: in their breakfast cereal and toothpaste.
From breakfast bowl to toothbrush, what better way for your kids to start your day?
Coming soon: our improved chocolate sandwich spread!
(Go ahead, you know you want it...)
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